Dear Farmer,
I don't think you should eat me for Thanksgiving because:
- I am a special turkey so don't eat me. You are special too so I won't eat you either
- my mom used to say I was the worst child out of the 1,020 turkey's she had
- cause I'm serious
- you can just eat the pumpkin pie
- I do not taste good with butter and salt
- what if you don't say goodbye
- I'm only fat
- I will talk like a human someday
- I want to have children when I'm older
- I taste like chalk
- you will get fat
- I don't have any food in my body
- a witch will cast a spell on you
- Santa will not bring you anything in your stocking
- I have too much makeup on
- you won't get eggs
- you'll swallow some of my feathers
- I won't gobble all night
- turkeys are cuties
- it's my birthday
- so you won't get meat stuck in your teeth
- I'm too skinny and you have to feed a lot of people
- I'm you're only chicken and I'm pregnant
- you can use my feathers for blankets
- the children can play on my back
- I will scare the crows away
- my fat is too stringy
- I have bugs on my bones
- I'm innocent
- I am happy to be alive
- I'll fly away to get you clothes
- I'm beautiful
- I'll make pumpkin pie
- I'm having eggs
- I don't wont to have to get all my feathers to come off of my body
- I like running around the barn because I want to get my energy out
- I want to lay eggs for you
- I'm not tasty
- next year I will be more fat and feed more people
- I will buy you a ring for your wife
- I'm not a turkey
- I don't deserve it
- I am stinky
- how would you like it if I ate you
- eat soup it's much more healthy
- I don't have enough meat on my bones
- you're on a diet
